// JavaScript Document

function showDork()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/dork_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='"Dream Jobs for Weirdos #4571: Dorks Wanted for Porno Shoots"';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='100px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showPlane()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/plane2_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='100px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('congrats').style.visibility="visible";
}

function showComp()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/comp_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='"Dream Jobs for Weirdos #7675: Sperm Donor with Special—Ahem—Collection Suite"';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='100px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showLiz()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/liz_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='"She Slowed the Beast to a Halt"';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='100px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showChicas()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/chicas_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='"Ask Not For Whom the Cheesy Wimmen Dawdle"';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='100px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('congrats').style.visibility="visible";
}

function showLagoon()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/lagoon_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='"Creature From the, Er—Purple Lagoon..."';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='100px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showPee()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/pee_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='"If Ya Gotta Go, Ya Gotta Go. Come On, Let’s Go. Let’s Move It Along, Let’s Go"';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='100px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showLion()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/lion_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='"Thanks For Inviting Me To... Dinner..."';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='100px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showCry()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/cry_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='"Why Must You Reveal the Unconscious Tragedy of My Life To Me? Why?"';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='100px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showSpid()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/spid_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='"Spiderman—On A Fielde de Verde"';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='100px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showDestroy()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/destroy_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='"Santa vs. Gremlins, Guy From <em>Legend</em>... And Ninjas. Damn Those Ninjas."';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='100px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showSnot()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/snotboy_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='"Snotboy Sallies Forth Again"';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='100px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showBoog()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/boog_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='"Mom! There&#8217;s a Tooth in My Booger!"';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='100px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showAlien()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/alien_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='"Aliens, You Know, Attack"';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='200px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showMorn()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/morn_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='"Also Available: Charming"';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='100px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showAbout()
{document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="visible";
document.getElementById('onstage').src="images/stage_filler.jpg";
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML="";
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='0px';
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showBooks()
{document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="visible";
document.getElementById('onstage').src="images/stage_filler.jpg";
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML="";
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showPuz1()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/puz1_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='600px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showPuz2()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/puz2_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='600px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showPuz3()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/puz3_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='600px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showPuz4()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/puz4_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='600px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showPuz5()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/puz5_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='600px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showPuz6()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/puz6_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='600px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showPuz7()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/puz7_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='600px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showPuz8()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/puz8_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='600px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showPuz9()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/puz9_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='600px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}

function showPuz10()
{document.getElementById('onstage').src='images/puz10_big.jpg';
document.getElementById('ftr_head').innerHTML='';
document.getElementById('featured').style.marginTop='600px';
document.getElementById('about').style.visibility="hidden";
document.getElementById('books').style.visibility="hidden";
}